DAVIS AURINI IS A FUCKING DUMBASS

If NRx had “Reactionaries in name only”, Davis Aurini would probably be at the top of the list, or more than likely on the bottom, scrounging around for pennies to fund his pretentious art projects. Even before he teamed up with randroid sperglord extraordinaire Jordan Owen to create “The Sarkeesian Effect”, Aurini has always been a manosphere entryist desperately signaling to NRx hoping that someone will notice him. Unfortunately for our little Cavalier Kojak, it seems that Owen was the best he could get. Yet Aurini didn’t let that stop him, and he bravely carried onward with producing what he still thinks will be his magnum opus. You see, Davis Aurini is a real man, a man’s man, the kind of man who doesn’t let insignificant things like “basic cinematography” or “having a likable on-screen personality” get in his way!

Unfortunately, it seems that Aurini has run into an obstacle that not even someone of his mighty intellect can defeat. No, not male pattern baldness, he’s already conceded that battle. Certainly not “literally everyone on the planet telling you your movie sucks” because they’re just evil SJWs trying to hold him down! No, in the end, Davis Aurini was done in by his own partner’s autism. Yes, it’s been said that the only way to truly defeat an autist is to find an even greater autist, and Aurini happened to partner up with the biggest sperglord short of Chris-Chan. According to Aurini himself, Owen began going off his rocker because he wasn’t getting laid. Evidently, three hour youtube videos praising Ayn Rand doesn’t exactly get the bitches wet. Rather than take the proper reactionary path of slapping his shit and telling him to stop being a degenerate consumed by his lust for the flesh, Aurini proceeded to recommend that Owen follow the path of pickup artist/sex tourist/child molester Roosh Vasinolgibsteinberg. Unfortunately, Jordan’s pathological fear of long names came into play and he would repeatedly go into spastic fits regarding the mention of Roosh, to the point where he supposedly spazzed so hard that he had to be removed from a plane. And trust me, when a white guy gets pulled from a plane, he’s gotta be spazzing pretty hard.

Anyway, so Jordan, deciding that Aurini is clearly too far off to the right for him, magically gives himself the power to fire his own partner after conveniently sucking up the last few bits of cash left lying around. Because you know, objectivists obviously value things other than money! Now Aurini is left with a bunch of shitty footage, hoping that he can salvage his little dumpster baby through the magic of editing. Sadly, editing doesn’t really fix terrible shooting, so it looks like The Sarkeesian Effect will probably only be sold from the trunk of Aurini’s car.

In an effort to show everyone how not mad he was over this gutwrenching betrayal, Aurini published skype logs of Jordan flipping his shit. These logs show how professional and compassionate Aurini is, with great lines like “I need you semi-coherent to finish this documentary.” In an act of even greater professionalism, Aurini went on to compare his former partner to Supreme Gentleman Eliot Rodgers. Because hey, nothing says “please work with me on my future endeavors” like comparing your prior partner to a violent manlet!

Here’s my advice to you, Davis Aurini: get your fucking shit together. You spent all that time shilling for the Sarkeesian Effect by signaling to moderates like a desperate motherfucker. You desperately wanted those progs to say that you’re not an evil racist misogynist and that you have a point. And yet, lo and behold, the objectivist moron you teamed up with is now throwing you under the bus. Here you are, getting fucked in the ass by a fat, hairy doofus for all the internet to see. You emasculated yourself to sell your stupid movie, and now you’re realizing why that’s such a dumb idea. If I were you, I’d just abandon the project, admit it’s dead, and give everyone a refund. Take your failure like a man. Learn how to shoot footage that doesn’t look like it was for a cheap porno and try again, this time with an actual team of skilled filmmakers.

Oh, and for fuck’s sake, drop Roosh and the manosphere clowns. You’re a grown man who served in the armed forces and graduated college. Sure it was the Canadian armed forces and you majored in history, but for god’s sakes you have better things to do than affiliate with overgrown teenagers obsessed with fucking all the cheerleaders. Seriously, get your shit together.

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2 thoughts on “DAVIS AURINI IS A FUCKING DUMBASS

  1. And he should stop using a twitter photo of him holding a pistol in fucking the teacup grip.

    It’s like posting a picture of yourself with terrible squat form and thinking it looks great because you have 300lbs on the bar.

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