THE UNBEARABLE FAGGOTRY OF ERICK ERICKSON

So I’ll come right out and say it- TheRightDrama is officially endorsing Donald Trump in the 2016 Presidental Elections. While the previous stance on elections has been the NRx position of “voting is for fags”, the editorial board of TRD has looked at Trump’s statements and adequately determined that he is enough of a shitlord bigot douchemaster whose election would trigger enough faggy liberals and even more faggy cuckservatives.

In fact, speaking of cuckservatives, it seems that they’re finally waking up to the fact that their own base is sick and tired of them. More recently, they’ve finally picked up on what a cuckservative is. It started with a piece by Radix, whose very existence triggers the shit out the mainstream right. Radix’s Alfred W. Clark did an excellent writeup on it, (he missed the part where it was invented by a bunch of gay racist bodybuilders and cob building enthusiasts, but nobody’s perfect) and D-list cuckservative Erick Erickson, who in any sane world would be barred from writing for any respectable outlet until he changed his stupid fucking name, discovered the piece and proceeded to get hella butthurt about it.

Now, this isn’t the first time a “conservative” has been put in the hot-seat by alt-right twitter. Notorious Brietbart Bottom-Boy Milo Yanniapolous (fuck your greek name, I’ll spell it right when they fix their economy) was called out by Duck himself, along with the marginally less obviously homosexual Mike Cernovich. When called out for their rejection of ideas to the right of them, both simply politely stated that the ideas weren’t for them and didn’t bother with any moral signaling or soapboxing. That’s why, despite literally taking black dicks up his ass, Milo is not a cuckservative. Likewise, despite putting his dick up Thai ladyboy ass, Mike Cernovich is also not a cuckservative (and is even putting the cuckservatives on full blast right now!). Normally the less vitriolic “Conservakin” will do just fine here.

But E.E. Cum-In-My-Ass, didn’t do any of that. His response? “Remember, if you hear the term ‘cuckservative,’ it is a slur against Christian voters coined by white-supremacists.” It’s almost like there’s a happy merchant with his hand right up ErickSon-Isn’t-Mine’s ass. Throw in a few “Oy vey, Goyim!”s and it would sound like a /pol/ hoax. Where do you even begin with this retarded shit? My personal favorite is the idea that it’s a slur against Christian voters. Because let’s be honest, if keeping a government run by the people whose ancestors KILLED CHRIST HIMSELF is “Christian” then fuck it, maybe Varg was wrong about the church burnings being unproductive. Apparently, opening the borders to a bunch of drug dealers and rapists is also the Christian thing to do. Because you know, a homicidal death cult/drug cartel is perfectly welcome if they use just enough Catholic iconography!

But the real thing that cements the Erick-hai Chieftain as a bon-a-fide, true-blue, wife-takes-dindu-donkey-dong-in-the-doodyhole Cuckservative is how he uses “white supremacist” as an epithet. Regardless of your issues with WS methodology and ideas, to demonize them is just stupid. And as much as TRD has shat on Genophilia and friends, that little band of retards is much more useful and worthwhile than any backstabbing racially-blind ignoramus. Liberals do not throw people to the left of them under the bus. Bernie Sanders is an openly socialist Jew who still somehow thinks that #BlackLivesMatter (protip: they don’t) and Hillary Clinton isn’t trying to run him out of town for being too radical. In fact, her response is to go even further to the left. Meanwhile when THE DONALD talks about actually enforcing immigration law and boarding up the border, “conservatives” immediately lose their mind. When people on the alt-right talk about conservatives being cucked, it’s because they’re so mentally and emotionally enslaved to Martin Luther King Jr.’s communism and Abraham Lincoln’s progressivism that they can’t actually develop principles and real standards. They’re letting liberals just viciously gang-rape conservatism right on top of the pinball table, then wondering why no one respects them and they can barely win elections.

No real conservative can honestly say with pride that his First Lady is a 4’7″ chola named “Columbia”. Liberals may be shameless enough to have no problem with a tranny gorilla representing the country abroad, but Conservatives are supposed to be the party of actual standards and morals. But instead, with the cuckservatives leading the charge, they take it because fuck, what else are they supposed to do? Endorse a scary racist? God forbid one of them take office, they might actually have a set of moral values that they try to keep America committed to! And we all know that’s not what conservatism is really about- it’s about tax breaks on all the rich businessmen who donate and throwing tons of money at Israel, maybe bombing a few brown people if they’re scared of being shoah’d. Morality? Decency? Nah, better to let open sodomites into our party so we can show that Democrats are the REAL bigots!

So yeah, fuck the cuckservatives. Trump 2016.