FROM THE DESK OF THE TRD EDITOR/WRITER/BLOGGER-IN-CHIEF: I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO

Today I picked up my copy of The Week. Much to my pleasant surprise, Matt K. Lewis’s limpout about the cuckservative trend on the Daily Beast was part of the Week’s featured columns. That means that an article which directly linked to TRD had now been republished (albeit in abbreviated form) in print media. Granted, my name or my blog at all doesn’t show up, but I like to think of it as a minor victory. Meanwhile, The Week is the first publication that I know of to actually print the word “cuckservative” and to me that’s the REAL victory.

But that’s not the real story here. The real story is that MattyB’s piece was picked up by Salon. Now, it’s still standard TRD policy that Salon should not in any way profit off of our work and that all Salon writers (Barring @Salondotcom) need to be repeatedly shot and thrown into an oven, so I’ll link to an archived version of it here.

So this is where I get to say it: I fucking told you so. Let’s go back to my previous article. I have a few quotes I wanna share:

“The main criticism of cuckservatives is that they try their hardest to appeal to liberals by saying ‘LOOK HOW OPEN-MINDED AND TOLERANT WE ARE, WE’RE NOT EVIL RACISTS, WE SWEAR!'”

“So when people call you out as a cuck who capitulates to liberals on every issue, your decision is to go running away to the Daily fucking Beast?”

“Read the comments, do you see a single person sympathetic to you or your cause? Is anyone going to suddenly start voting GOP because of your article on the Daily Beast? Of course not! They hate you. They hate you and everything you stand for.”

Okay, sure, I didn’t directly predict that liberals would smell blood in doormat’s pathetic little capitulation and try to capitalize on it, but it was heavily implied. The Salon piece condescendingly recognizes Lewis for calling out racists who support Trump, then demanding he also turn his attention to Scott Walker, who is somehow equally racist, citing some politically incorrect e-mails. The goal is so transparently simple that I doubt they’d deny it- they want to purge the GOP of anything that might be considered pro-white. They want to make it abundantly clear that any pro-white group will have zero political power or influence. It’s the No Platform policy I talked about on TRV earlier.

In essence, the response to “cuckservative” has proved the term entirely accurate. The cucks targeted immediately denounced it as a racist term and prostrated themselves before the liberals, hoping to win their approval. Instead, sensing weakness, the liberals pounced and simply used it as an opportunity to make even more excessive demands from the cucks. It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

This is a short article. There’s not a lot of jokes in it. That’s because there is no joke I could tell that could possibly be funnier than everything we’ve all been saying since the start of this cuckservative mess being proven true in perfect form. So have a good laugh, friends. We’ve all earned it today.

HE’S STILL FUCKING GOING AT IT- DAY THREE OF THE ANISSIMOV MELTDOWN

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In what drama experts are calling “totally unprecedented” Mike Anissimov’s impotent ragestorm has entered it’s third day of incessant internet insanity. Having thorougly made an ass out of himself going after SOBL1, Anissimov has since turned his sights to new targets. The first target is Julie Borowski, a Polish-American girl who makes political youtube videos. Mike, in a fit of hysteria, considered her to be his pure white waifu. He proceeded to spam her twitter with marraige proposals, dating requests, death threats to her current boyfriend, and a desire to cuddle up and play Sonic 3 with her.

There are a number of things that can be deduced from this. First off, Borowski is an active libertarian. So we can clearly guess that Anissimov isn’t quite the traditionalist that he says he is. Second, and more importantly, Mike explicitly said Sonic 3. In the day and age of emulation or eBay, there really is no reason to be playing Sonic 3 when the superior Sonic 3 and Knuckles is easily available. So we now know for a fact that since Mike thinks Sonic 3 is better than S3&K, he does not actually have autism. Thus, if Mike doesn’t have autism, we must instead conclude that instead he’s just a fucking idiot.

Mike’s rage didn’t stop there, however. Noted twitter thirst-trap “Tipsycaek” reached out to Mike, offering to stroke his golden locks of hair. Anissimov, however, rejected her, and later dismissed her as a common whore. TRD officials researched this Tipsycaek character and were disappointed to discover that she does not in fact possess a penis. However, this revelation combined with her whiteness (natural blond hair and blue eyes!) very much shows that she’s not Mike’s kind of girl. Until Bad Dragon makes strap-on products, we can most likely confirm that there will not be any chemistry between the two.

Of course, Tipsycaek’s friend, twitter user and noted AC repairman/quality NRx poster “KawaiiKraken” happened to comment that Mike looks like the bassist for a 90’s alt-rock band. Clearly, this was an insult of the highest degree- Mike obviously fashions himself as a lead singer, or at least a guitarist. (Editor’s note- if evidence can be found of Anissimov being in a band, I’m sure Chuck C. Johnson will pay for a demo or mixtape or whatever.) Incensed beyond relief, Mikey went on the warpath, making several graphic threats to murder KawaiiKraken for the crime of insulting his honor. The sheer nonsensical verbosity of the threats informs us that Mike has most likely never been in a fight in his entire life, much less one where he had to kill a man.

As Mike’s rage burned bright, our Holy Duck Overlord stepped in, pointing out that Mike was acting like an absolute lunatic and took some potshots at his shattered sanity. Mike’s response was to claim that he was the leader of NRx and could easily drive Duck off of twitter. At this point it would be pertient to remind everyone that Duck is the spiritual leader of Neoreaction, with Nick B. Steves as our current regent. Anissimov has been formally decried and excommunicated from Neoreaction for being a huge cunt that nobody likes. TRD experts are not sure what he’s smoking to think that he somehow has the power to end someone’s twitter career. TRD experts are also quite interested in how many mexican dicks he had to suck to get so many doses.

Of course, as all of this drama went on, it wasn’t long before the Grand High Dragon Wizard of Drama, Andrew “weev” Aurenheimer. Never one to pass on someone whose power level wasn’t at least 1488, weev took to storify (a remarkably pozzed medium, all things considered) to slap Anissimov across the face with his big white hyperborean cock in a display of masculine superiority that Justine Tunney and most of /aristoi/ will undoubtedly be furiously masturbating to later tonight. To rub salt in the wound, weev proceeded to post Mike’s address and phone number on the MPC shoutbox and 8chan’s /cow/. Using seven proxies, TRD researchers had found that this information had also spread to /baphomet/. While this may lead people to believe that Anissimov would be swatted, his current twitter posts leave plenty of reason to call the police. Using Anissimov’s dox, a crack team of google users quickly discovered a photograph of his humble abode. The house would be described by real estate experts as a “fucking dump”.

When asked via ask.fm about the doxing, former Neoreactionary and noted weaboo AntiDem questioned weev’s right-wing credentials. TRD staff has hired a crack team of #GamerGate private eyes who have confirmed that yes, Anissimov and AntiDem are good friends IRL. Also of note is twitter user “TheBechtloff” reaching out to Anissimov and encouraging him to apologize. Anissimov’s response amounted to dismissal. Bechtloff is an associate of Davis Aurini and a writer for “Reaxxion”, a #GamerGate cash-in site run by notorious pseudo-reactionary Roosh Vashamalayanstein. TRD’s mental health experts have determined that Mike rejecting Bechtloff’s helping hand is a sign that he still possesses SOME mental faculties, such as self-respect. Roosh himself has also commented on the meltdown, but reporters are still scouring the globe looking for anyone of note who gives a fuck what Roosh thinks.

Anissimov has yet to be directly reached for comment, due to blocking TRD officials on twitter, and Pleasureman failing to properly take them out of chaperone mode on MPC before Anissimov could leave the shoutbox. His last known comment there consisted of him saying he’d be going to get a shower, not responding to allegations that it was of the golden variety.

SELF-DESTRUCTION OF MIKE ANISSIMOV CONTINUES

As we all know, Mike Anissimov’s crippling addiction to mexican ladyboy hookers has lead to him having to officially pull the plug on MoreRight. However, when twitter user “SOBL1” made the fairly innocent suggestion that Mike gets a real fucking job, little Mikey decided enough was enough. Tapping into his central-California shitlib roots, Anissimov threw one of the most hilarious temper tantrums in recent memory. It almost feels insulting to the dindus of Baltimore to call it a chimpout, so the experts of MyPostingCareer are calling it a “limpout”, which is certainly suitable given the limp-wrist rage of Anissimov.

Anissimov’s first method of self-defense is to act like SOBL went over the line by insinuating Anissimov is gay. Because you know, that’s not a shitlib style of arguing at all or anything. Realizing that he’s arguing like a woman, Anissimov immediately tries to save face and prove his manhood by resorting to the “personal attack me one more time I fucking own a gun” argument. This falls flat because in his threat, Mikey admits that he doesn’t even have a gun in the fucking threat, saying instead that he’ll get a gun. Here is a number of reasons why Mike is obviously bluffing:

  1. Getting a gun would require leaving the house and going somewhere other than the dildo store or bathhouse.
  2. Getting a gun would also require money that you didn’t already spend on dragon dildos, ladyboy hookers and HIV medication.
  3. Getting a gun requires that you don’t live in fucking San Francisco, there probably aren’t even any down low black dudes you could suck off behind a 7-11 or Denny’s to get a cheap glock or hi-point.
  4. Firing a gun requires actual wrist strength that I highly doubt a San Francisco native possesses.

Rather than realize that he looks like a massive fucking idiot, Anissimov presses the attack, saying he’ll hunt down SOBL1. Mike then proceeds to talk out of his ass, with the most insane internet tough-guy posturing I’ve seen in months. In hopes that Mike will just shut up before he gives himself a heart attack, SOBL1 gave an apology which amounted to “I’m sorry you’re a faggot.” In a demonstration of what’s always on his mind, Mike proceeded to refer to this as “blowing him off.” His impotent limp-wristed tantrum continued until he realized that SOBL1 was ignoring him.

In hopes that he might see reason, the High Chieftain of Orcbrand tried to get Mike to calm his tits. Anissimov’s response was pure ego-posturing, and a series of rambles about “MUH BOOK”. He seems to be operating under the millenial delusion that producing ideological tracts is somehow equivalent to getting a fucking job. He caps off his rant by saying that SOBL1 will never be an “intellectual great”. I thought most intellectual greats didn’t spend hours pissing and moaning over someone calling them a faggot on twitter, but maybe Anissimov is a subscriber to the PZ Meyers school of thought? I’m pretty sure most intellectual greats don’t threaten to shoot a man over an internet argument, though.

Other gems in his meltdown include his insistence that it’s his lack of anonymity that makes him such a popular target, rather than his unwarranted self-importance. He also refers to “white-collar faggots casually talking shit” without the slightest bit of irony. You’d think someone as narcissistic as he is would own at lease one mirror.

SOBL1 generally declined to comment beyond saying that the whole situation was pretty laughable. He then went on to troll Cathy Reisenwitz because he just doesn’t give a fuck. And in the end, that’s what makes him the real hero in all of this.

ANISSIMOV EXCOMMUNICATED, STEVES ASSUMES THE THRONE

Only months after assuming the throne as the official leader of NRx, Mike Anissimov has been formally ousted by Nick “Bonaparte” Steves, who has used his new position to formally excommunicate Anissimov from Neoreaction. Citing Anissimov’s poor treatment of the dearly departed Bryce Laliberte, Nick I has formally severed all ties with Anissimov and is urging other Neoreactionaries to do the same.

Anissimov had always been one of the more troubled members of Neoreaction. He is predominately known for his petty online arguments. He also ran some site called MoreRight which was supposed to be a spinoff of LessWrong, with the twist being that no one actually ever visited it. Highlights of his posting history include his spat with /duck/, his spat with Nick Land, his spat with #Orcbrand and his spat with MyPostingCareer. While his ability to rustle shitlib jimmies was above average, he simply could not abandon his vicious desire to attack what should be his allies. Anissimov’s downfall will be remembered (if at all) as one of hubris, his ego being stretched much like his asshole following the sheer anal apocalypse that was perpetuated upon him following his attempted assault on MPC. Rumors of a government-in-exile in Idaho are flying around, but TRD staff have yet to find anyone in Idaho with a functioning Internet connection.

Immediate expectations from Nick I is a long-awaited normalization of relations with #Orcbrand and MPC. More discussion is probably going on in one of those Jackal Hours but no TRD writer can manage to stay awake long enough for one of those.

EVERYONE IS A FAGGOT: THE BIG RUNDOWN ON RECENT EVENTS

I only keep TRV to a schedule, this runs on a “fuck you, whenever I feel like it” timeframe.

BRYCE IS A THIN-SKINNED FAGGOT.

When a group of hardline autists from /aristoi/ dug up his posting history, Bryce decided that the only sane response would be to delete fucking everything and quit blogging forever. Of course, there’s an infinitely better course of handling things: address the issue with the poise and grace of an intellectual, ignore and dismiss it all together like an adult, or take a hiatus like a student. Yet somehow, in light of all of this, Bryce HAD to pick the most childish option. It’s actually quite disappointing- despite writing like a fag, he still was a talented and insightful writer. Still, he has no one to blame for all of this but his own lack of resolve. No matter what /aristoi/ did, Bryce failed to demonstrate any neoreactionary principles. For shame Bryce, for shame.

MYPOSTINGCAREER AND MIKE ANISSIMOV ARE BOTH CHILDISH FAGGOTS.

If it weren’t for my general disdain for forums, I’d probably be a user on MPC. It seems to combine two of my favorite interests: triggering/mocking shitlibs and admiring big, muscular men. Hell, their mockery of the rest of the alt-right is pretty scathing and spot-on: most of it is too nerdy and up its own ass with LARPy bullshit. Sadly, Pleasureman himself isn’t immune to that, as the feud with Mike Annisimov has shown. What started as MPC taking the piss out of Annisimov has devolved into a full-on autistic slapfight, both sides sperging out so hard you’d think that you were on an anime forum. Meanwhile shitlibs are still being shitlibs, and some of the top triggermen are arguing over pointless LARPy bullshit. It’s embarrassing and fixes nothing. Knock it off, remember “no enemies to the right” and get back to reminding liberals that they belong in the ovens.

RETURN OF KINGS ARE RETARDED FAGGOTS

So American Renaissance was a thing, and it continued to be a watered-down circlejerk of old farts signaling how right-wing they are without coming up with any new ideas or profound insights. As if to drive the point home, Matt Forney and some kebab manlet from Return of Kings showed up to hawk their shitty merchandise. First off, what the fuck was a kebab doing at American Renaissance? Are there ANY standards left? Second, can we just admit that “buy my book” has become the right-wing version of “download my mixtape”? Anyway, so these two did nothing of value until the after party where Forney’s kebab buddy was physically removed from a bar after shoving a woman. He claimed that the woman was rejecting him despite her being too fat and ugly to get anything better than him. So to put this in perspective: a kebab manlet who only got into the conference because of his fat friend went to a bar in Tennessee for the afterparty of a white nationalist conference and tried to hit on a girl there before becoming violent after she rejected him. Honestly, I’m disappointed he wasn’t strung up from a tree for being such a sleazy piece of shit.

BREAKING NEWS: /duck/ CLOSES ITS DOORS IN 8CHAN SHAKEUP

The foremost neoreactionary community in the imageboard scene, /duck/, has abruptly and suddenly closed as of Wednesday, March 25th. Board founder and Almighty God-Emperor of Neoreaction, Duck Enlightenment is at present refusing to comment on the closure, saying “twitter seems overly sensitive today”. While no official reason is patently obvious, Duck’s current twitter spat with Nick Land suggests to some that Mike Anissimov has finally snapped after months upon months of cuck memes, murdering Duck and hijacking his social media account. This shutting down comes only a day or so following the a major shakeup on the rest of 8chan, with /gamergate/ administrator Blade deciding that the community was shit and handing moderator privileges over to aspiring adult entertainer/amateur rapper/9-11 reseacher Teridax. While TRD experts are saying that the two shitstorms being connected is “really fucking unlikely and anyone who thinks they are is retarded”, it still remains a mysterious coincidence.

Of all the Neoreactionary communities, /duck/ was certainly one of a kind. The foremost battleground in the vast internet slapfight between Neoreactionaries and MyPostingCareer, /duck/ was home to a number of memorable debates on topics such as “Is Nick Land on meth”, “Why does Bryce write like a fag”, “Who the fuck is Kantbot”, “MENCIUS MOLDBUG IS A FUCKING KIKE” and other intellectual exchanges. It was said that the average /duck/ poster was an enlightened, sophisticated individual who kept both his body and mind in apex condition. Reports from Phalanx bathhouses also suggested that /duck/ users generally had an above-averaged sized penis. Regardless, the final few days of /duck/ were notoriously troubled: nearly every thread on the board was devoted to discussing either the madness and stupidity of individuals like Genophila, or the practice of cuckoldry. Indeed, one former user noted that “the once overflowing well of original content has gone dryer than a vagina in the presence of Aurini.” A replacement to /duck/ by the name of /neoreaction/ has already been established by Kantbot, but time will tell if it will be suitable.

Further updates on the story will come whenever they develop and TRD staff stops being lazy and does actual fucking journalism for once.

GENOPHILIA TALKS BIG, ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH THE DUCK

Ah, Genophilia, the most consistently retarded poster perhaps on the entire alt-right (and when you take Aurini and the “manosphere” into account, that’s saying something). You’d think he’d have his hands full, given how yesterday the infinitely annoying “white genocide” slogan finally got trending. Yes, dear reader, there are people who actually, unironically think that mass immigration and miscegenation are actually an organized conspiracy by DA JOOS to kill off all white people. This is why most of NRx looks down on National Socialism: rather than understand the nuanced and subtle nature of memetics, academia, and the history of European Jewry, most will just jump to conclusions and think that the Frankfurt School were some diabolical masterminds hoping to kill every Aryan and sodomize their babies. The result is a bunch of screeching, paranoid idiots who parrot idiotic slogans divorced from reality that do nothing but alienate other proles and make leftism seem more attractive.

Anyway, Genophilia’s latest hilarious fuckup starts with an innocent story at the New York Times by Judith Shulevitz (are ANY gentiles writing at the NYT anymore?) discussing the failings of the idea of a “safe space” in academia. Despite the desperate signaling to young whiny millennials that their feelings aren’t invalid (they totally fucking are) it’s a quite amusing read when it comes to how childish and immature the average progressive is. Evidently college students are so childish that their “safe space” requires cookies, coloring books, play-doh, and blankets and pillows. All they need is an overly-friendly middle-aged lesbian teacher and I’m sure it’ll be a perfect simulation of their childhood.

So Slate writer Jamelle Bouie linked the article on twitter and wondered what the point of academia is when people just run from ideas they find uncomfortable. Greg Allmain of Theden.TV writes a piece calling out Bouie on his hypocrisy, reminding him in his role of keeping Razib Kahn out of the NYT for his work in the field of human biodiversity. A typical piece on prog hypocrisy that had the alt-right community joking and laughing about it for quite some time.

Anyway, responding to Greg’s twitter post was none other than our Illustrious Duck Overlord, Long May He Reign. He makes the witty observation that Bouie has a good reason to fear racial real-talk: he has a white girlfriend. And in came Genophila, yapping like a Chihuahua getting fucked by a Doberman about the girl being a “mud shark” (He could at least be creative: There’s stuff like “coal burner”, “chocolate chaser”, “coon hound”, and my personal favorite, “sambo slut”) much to everyone’s annoyance. Duck The Magnificent mercifully reminded him to keep things on topic and take his signaling somewhere else. Once again, Genophilia failed to realize that he was addressing his betters, and responded, “just making a point, silly duck”.

At this point, The Venerated Duck, First Among All, decided that he wouldn’t have any more of Genophilia’s nonsense. He very swiftly and promptly reminded Genophilia to sit down, shut up, and learn his place. Deciding that Genophilia no longer deserved his attention, The Duck of Great Justice and Judgement administered a block, locking the little shit outside until he could learn how to act like a civilized human being. Twitter user “HbdNrx” tried to justify his arrogance and overall uselessness, before finally explaining it: HE is in fact a SHE!

Suddenly, Genophilia’s idiocy is much more understandable: Who else would insert themselves into a conversation, signal like a motherfucker, and try to make it all about them? That’s the calling card of a modern woman! More than likely a dyke to boot, given their creepy fetishization of Natalia Poklonskaya. The picture is painted perfectly: unable to bear a white man’s child to continue the race, Genophilia would rather attention whore her way to the top and convince white men to fuck white women (including slavs) with all the irritating lack of civility and grace of a typical white woman. If you want to know why white birthrates are dropping so much, look at Genophilia’s irritating, obnoxious bitchy behavior- not even right-leaning women are safe from the poisonous behaviors plaguing white women. It would also explain the irritating amount of brain-dead rando sycophants popping up on TRD whenever she’s mentioned- they’re just dry-dicked white knights!

So here’s the thing, Genophilia: if you REALLY want to save white people? Fix white women, starting with yourself. Don’t talk down to the white men you want to knock you up. Stop making everything about yourself. Shut the fuck up and listen when your betters are addressing you. Be the housewife that you want to see in the world. Maybe then white guys will stop chasing asian sideways pussy and come home. But until then? Go home and get your fuckin’ shinebox.