Only months after assuming the throne as the official leader of NRx, Mike Anissimov has been formally ousted by Nick “Bonaparte” Steves, who has used his new position to formally excommunicate Anissimov from Neoreaction. Citing Anissimov’s poor treatment of the dearly departed Bryce Laliberte, Nick I has formally severed all ties with Anissimov and is urging other Neoreactionaries to do the same.

Anissimov had always been one of the more troubled members of Neoreaction. He is predominately known for his petty online arguments. He also ran some site called MoreRight which was supposed to be a spinoff of LessWrong, with the twist being that no one actually ever visited it. Highlights of his posting history include his spat with /duck/, his spat with Nick Land, his spat with #Orcbrand and his spat with MyPostingCareer. While his ability to rustle shitlib jimmies was above average, he simply could not abandon his vicious desire to attack what should be his allies. Anissimov’s downfall will be remembered (if at all) as one of hubris, his ego being stretched much like his asshole following the sheer anal apocalypse that was perpetuated upon him following his attempted assault on MPC. Rumors of a government-in-exile in Idaho are flying around, but TRD staff have yet to find anyone in Idaho with a functioning Internet connection.

Immediate expectations from Nick I is a long-awaited normalization of relations with #Orcbrand and MPC. More discussion is probably going on in one of those Jackal Hours but no TRD writer can manage to stay awake long enough for one of those.



I only keep TRV to a schedule, this runs on a “fuck you, whenever I feel like it” timeframe.


When a group of hardline autists from /aristoi/ dug up his posting history, Bryce decided that the only sane response would be to delete fucking everything and quit blogging forever. Of course, there’s an infinitely better course of handling things: address the issue with the poise and grace of an intellectual, ignore and dismiss it all together like an adult, or take a hiatus like a student. Yet somehow, in light of all of this, Bryce HAD to pick the most childish option. It’s actually quite disappointing- despite writing like a fag, he still was a talented and insightful writer. Still, he has no one to blame for all of this but his own lack of resolve. No matter what /aristoi/ did, Bryce failed to demonstrate any neoreactionary principles. For shame Bryce, for shame.


If it weren’t for my general disdain for forums, I’d probably be a user on MPC. It seems to combine two of my favorite interests: triggering/mocking shitlibs and admiring big, muscular men. Hell, their mockery of the rest of the alt-right is pretty scathing and spot-on: most of it is too nerdy and up its own ass with LARPy bullshit. Sadly, Pleasureman himself isn’t immune to that, as the feud with Mike Annisimov has shown. What started as MPC taking the piss out of Annisimov has devolved into a full-on autistic slapfight, both sides sperging out so hard you’d think that you were on an anime forum. Meanwhile shitlibs are still being shitlibs, and some of the top triggermen are arguing over pointless LARPy bullshit. It’s embarrassing and fixes nothing. Knock it off, remember “no enemies to the right” and get back to reminding liberals that they belong in the ovens.


So American Renaissance was a thing, and it continued to be a watered-down circlejerk of old farts signaling how right-wing they are without coming up with any new ideas or profound insights. As if to drive the point home, Matt Forney and some kebab manlet from Return of Kings showed up to hawk their shitty merchandise. First off, what the fuck was a kebab doing at American Renaissance? Are there ANY standards left? Second, can we just admit that “buy my book” has become the right-wing version of “download my mixtape”? Anyway, so these two did nothing of value until the after party where Forney’s kebab buddy was physically removed from a bar after shoving a woman. He claimed that the woman was rejecting him despite her being too fat and ugly to get anything better than him. So to put this in perspective: a kebab manlet who only got into the conference because of his fat friend went to a bar in Tennessee for the afterparty of a white nationalist conference and tried to hit on a girl there before becoming violent after she rejected him. Honestly, I’m disappointed he wasn’t strung up from a tree for being such a sleazy piece of shit.


The foremost neoreactionary community in the imageboard scene, /duck/, has abruptly and suddenly closed as of Wednesday, March 25th. Board founder and Almighty God-Emperor of Neoreaction, Duck Enlightenment is at present refusing to comment on the closure, saying “twitter seems overly sensitive today”. While no official reason is patently obvious, Duck’s current twitter spat with Nick Land suggests to some that Mike Anissimov has finally snapped after months upon months of cuck memes, murdering Duck and hijacking his social media account. This shutting down comes only a day or so following the a major shakeup on the rest of 8chan, with /gamergate/ administrator Blade deciding that the community was shit and handing moderator privileges over to aspiring adult entertainer/amateur rapper/9-11 reseacher Teridax. While TRD experts are saying that the two shitstorms being connected is “really fucking unlikely and anyone who thinks they are is retarded”, it still remains a mysterious coincidence.

Of all the Neoreactionary communities, /duck/ was certainly one of a kind. The foremost battleground in the vast internet slapfight between Neoreactionaries and MyPostingCareer, /duck/ was home to a number of memorable debates on topics such as “Is Nick Land on meth”, “Why does Bryce write like a fag”, “Who the fuck is Kantbot”, “MENCIUS MOLDBUG IS A FUCKING KIKE” and other intellectual exchanges. It was said that the average /duck/ poster was an enlightened, sophisticated individual who kept both his body and mind in apex condition. Reports from Phalanx bathhouses also suggested that /duck/ users generally had an above-averaged sized penis. Regardless, the final few days of /duck/ were notoriously troubled: nearly every thread on the board was devoted to discussing either the madness and stupidity of individuals like Genophila, or the practice of cuckoldry. Indeed, one former user noted that “the once overflowing well of original content has gone dryer than a vagina in the presence of Aurini.” A replacement to /duck/ by the name of /neoreaction/ has already been established by Kantbot, but time will tell if it will be suitable.

Further updates on the story will come whenever they develop and TRD staff stops being lazy and does actual fucking journalism for once.


Ah, Genophilia, the most consistently retarded poster perhaps on the entire alt-right (and when you take Aurini and the “manosphere” into account, that’s saying something). You’d think he’d have his hands full, given how yesterday the infinitely annoying “white genocide” slogan finally got trending. Yes, dear reader, there are people who actually, unironically think that mass immigration and miscegenation are actually an organized conspiracy by DA JOOS to kill off all white people. This is why most of NRx looks down on National Socialism: rather than understand the nuanced and subtle nature of memetics, academia, and the history of European Jewry, most will just jump to conclusions and think that the Frankfurt School were some diabolical masterminds hoping to kill every Aryan and sodomize their babies. The result is a bunch of screeching, paranoid idiots who parrot idiotic slogans divorced from reality that do nothing but alienate other proles and make leftism seem more attractive.

Anyway, Genophilia’s latest hilarious fuckup starts with an innocent story at the New York Times by Judith Shulevitz (are ANY gentiles writing at the NYT anymore?) discussing the failings of the idea of a “safe space” in academia. Despite the desperate signaling to young whiny millennials that their feelings aren’t invalid (they totally fucking are) it’s a quite amusing read when it comes to how childish and immature the average progressive is. Evidently college students are so childish that their “safe space” requires cookies, coloring books, play-doh, and blankets and pillows. All they need is an overly-friendly middle-aged lesbian teacher and I’m sure it’ll be a perfect simulation of their childhood.

So Slate writer Jamelle Bouie linked the article on twitter and wondered what the point of academia is when people just run from ideas they find uncomfortable. Greg Allmain of Theden.TV writes a piece calling out Bouie on his hypocrisy, reminding him in his role of keeping Razib Kahn out of the NYT for his work in the field of human biodiversity. A typical piece on prog hypocrisy that had the alt-right community joking and laughing about it for quite some time.

Anyway, responding to Greg’s twitter post was none other than our Illustrious Duck Overlord, Long May He Reign. He makes the witty observation that Bouie has a good reason to fear racial real-talk: he has a white girlfriend. And in came Genophila, yapping like a Chihuahua getting fucked by a Doberman about the girl being a “mud shark” (He could at least be creative: There’s stuff like “coal burner”, “chocolate chaser”, “coon hound”, and my personal favorite, “sambo slut”) much to everyone’s annoyance. Duck The Magnificent mercifully reminded him to keep things on topic and take his signaling somewhere else. Once again, Genophilia failed to realize that he was addressing his betters, and responded, “just making a point, silly duck”.

At this point, The Venerated Duck, First Among All, decided that he wouldn’t have any more of Genophilia’s nonsense. He very swiftly and promptly reminded Genophilia to sit down, shut up, and learn his place. Deciding that Genophilia no longer deserved his attention, The Duck of Great Justice and Judgement administered a block, locking the little shit outside until he could learn how to act like a civilized human being. Twitter user “HbdNrx” tried to justify his arrogance and overall uselessness, before finally explaining it: HE is in fact a SHE!

Suddenly, Genophilia’s idiocy is much more understandable: Who else would insert themselves into a conversation, signal like a motherfucker, and try to make it all about them? That’s the calling card of a modern woman! More than likely a dyke to boot, given their creepy fetishization of Natalia Poklonskaya. The picture is painted perfectly: unable to bear a white man’s child to continue the race, Genophilia would rather attention whore her way to the top and convince white men to fuck white women (including slavs) with all the irritating lack of civility and grace of a typical white woman. If you want to know why white birthrates are dropping so much, look at Genophilia’s irritating, obnoxious bitchy behavior- not even right-leaning women are safe from the poisonous behaviors plaguing white women. It would also explain the irritating amount of brain-dead rando sycophants popping up on TRD whenever she’s mentioned- they’re just dry-dicked white knights!

So here’s the thing, Genophilia: if you REALLY want to save white people? Fix white women, starting with yourself. Don’t talk down to the white men you want to knock you up. Stop making everything about yourself. Shut the fuck up and listen when your betters are addressing you. Be the housewife that you want to see in the world. Maybe then white guys will stop chasing asian sideways pussy and come home. But until then? Go home and get your fuckin’ shinebox.


BREAKING NEWS: “Popular NRx” figurehead Mike Annisimov tweeted “Mortal Gnonbat” in what we can only assume to be an attempt at a Gnon pun. Needless to say, this pun fell flat, and was poorly received, given a scant 7/10 from an anonymous source who described it as “okay”. This poor tweet confirms what many in NRx have said for years: Annisimov is entryist scum, and should be crucified in public so that Hurlock will come back, Urbit might actually get released, and MPC will stop trolling NRx. He is a terrible individual who will never contribute anything of value to the movement aside from unfunny tweets with stupid puns. After crucifing him, we should probably nuke idaho just to be sure. Idaho only grows potatos, which is what the Irish eat. And we all know that proper reactionaries hate the Irish, being the “niggers of Britain.” Therefore, the only proper conclusion is that Mike Annisimov is a dirty irish entryist and possibly a negroid as well. FIRE UP THE OVENS!


By this point PZ Meyers being wrong is something everyone is used to. He’s one of the last surviving bastions of Atheism+, a group of atheists who felt the need to be even more of a bunch of insufferable shitlibs than your average atheist. The only real contribution Meyers makes in the debate on god’s existence is that he exists which more than likely means that there is no god, certainly not a benevolent one. PZ Meyers is the type to rabidly defend Rebecca Watson and believe her allegations that men prey on her, if not only because he most likely thinks of her whenever he masturbates. That actually means a lot, given how little his wife lets him out of his chastity cage. Meyers is a biology professor at the University of Minnesota Morris, which he thinks is important in some meaningful way. He’s known to be a very vocal denier of Human Biodiversity, most likely due to his fear that it’s not just his wife’s bulls Tyrone and Jamal, but all black men have bigger cocks than his. After all, how can he be with his precious waifu Skepchick-chan if she likes her cocks like she does her coffee: big, black, and given to you by a stranger you met in an elevator?

Myers’ insecurity goes beyond that, though- it also extends to professional jealousy as well! Yesterday on his blog at FTB, he took shots at Stephen Pinker, a psychology professor from fucking Harvard. Pinker earned the wrath of Meyers by sharing a video from Christina Hoff Sommers, a self-proclaimed feminist scholar. Of course, Sommers is not the right kind of feminist unlike the pure saint Anita Sarkeesian, who Myers has a similar post (could be either before or after, his blog’s layout is fucking unusable holy shit) praising for daring to survive people saying bad things about her on the internet. He says “Do these big name universities intentionally inculcate obtuseness, or do they select for neo-reactionary thinkers?” and “What is this? Is he hoping that the flaming bigots of #gamergate will anoint him as Based Harvard Prof?”

There’s a lot of gold in these two sentences. For starters, Meyers seems to think that Pinker is NRx, or Sommers, or both, perhaps being a part of the same vast #GamerGate/NRx conspiracy along with Justine Tunney. If that’s the case, then NRx has infiltrated Google and Harvard, and Myers will wind up in an oven by the end of the year (provided we find one big enough to fit him in). Either way, he’s full of shit- Despite his participation in the Norwegian documentary “Brainwash” and thoroughly disproving the “tabula rasa” idea that was a cornerstone of the enlightenment,  Pinker’s “The Better Angels of Our Nature” is a pretty clear argument in favor of modernity. Sommers is part of the American Enterprise Institute, which is pretty much a  conservakin think tank. Thus, there can only be one logical conclusion here: PZ Myers is fucking retarded. The fact that neoreactionary is actually just one word doesn’t really help his case either. So not only is he retarded, he’s also illiterate! After all, reading is for those filthy christians, what with their “holy” texts and all!

As an added bonus, that second sentence is just dripping with professional jealousy. Perhaps Myers is mad that Pinker and Sommers became popular and successful without feeling the need to desecrate major religious icons? Or is he instead upset that Sommers has found a loyal following in #GamerGate that has only helped her audience grow, rather than laughably shrink into insignificance like Myer’s cock undoubtedly has from years of cuckoldry? Perhaps he’s mad that both of the others get taken seriously outside of academia, whereas society laughs off Myers as a shameless instigator and agitator. Or maybe they put actual content on their sites, not two lines and a video! What about the fact that #GamerGate in six months has made more of an impact than Atheism+ ever did in its few weeks of relevance? There’s a lot of good reasons Myers might be jealous, it’s hard to narrow it down to just one!

By the way, PZ: if you’re gonna “signal boost” Peter Coffin’s obvious scam fundraiser might you consider asking him where he got “Ashleigh” from? A realdoll won’t lock your dick up in chastity and make you watch it take ten inches of ghetto dick up the ass, at least not unless you’re so mentally broken that you make it do that. You could even buy some fake teeth from a local costume store, glue them in her mouth, and pretend it’s Rebecca Watson! It would be hard to mimic her bitchy, annoying personality, but I’m sure you could play a recording of a goose squawking incessantly and it would be an acceptable substitute, perhaps even less irritating than the original!