DAILY KOS WRITER GETS SOMETHING RIGHT ENTIRELY BY ACCIDENT, IS STILL RETARDED

It’s hard to find a larger source of insufferable shitlib retardation than DailyKos. This blogging platform, arguably the ur-tumblr, hosts such wonderful blogs like “The Halfrican Fortress of Negritude” which sounds like a thread title on MPC. It also hosts Shawn King, the second public transracial activist known to western civilization, and Margaret Pless, internet tough girl who desperately wishes hotwheels would recognize her as his greatest enemy. So in conclusion, you could arguably oven every single person who uses the site and the world would be a much better place.

But recently, an interesting pattern has occurred. For whatever reasons, leftists are picking up on what’s going on with Trump much, MUCH better than “conservatives”. Perhaps they think that suddenly their years of paranoid fever dreams are finally coming true and Americans are starting to realize that the giant spiked horse dildo being rammed up their butt is not exactly in their best interest.  One can assume that while they get what Trump is doing and what he’s pushing, they expect a Trump presidency to end with San Francisco’s Castro District being firebombed and a brigade of angry redheads storming Manhattan screaming “DIE FAGGOTS DIE”. (Ed.- I will be perfectly happy to lead this brigade if Chuck C. Johnson pussies out.) To them, Trumpenkreig is not just an edgy joke, but the frightening possibility that when Trump is sworn in, it will be on a copy of Mein Kampf by newly-appointed Supreme Court Chief Justice David Duke, with an inaugural address that ends with weev returning to our country with an army of killbots that will use 23 And Me data to wipe out the Jews once and for all.

And that brings us to one DailyKos post by the prestigious writer known as “Mr. Anon”. One can only assume by his username that this is a brave man who wears his guy fawkes mask to really take the fight to the oppressive oligarchy, and restore the power to the people! Clearly he’s not anon because of people discovering that he’s actually a well-off SWPL and not worth listening to, but out of the need to protect himself from evil corporate assassins! But regardless, Mr Anon gives us this little blog piece: “Donald Trump and Neoreaction: Why what he represents must be buried permanently.” To his credit, Mr. Anon recognizes that neoreaction is one word, which right off the bat makes him smarter than PZ Meyers. He also doesn’t mince words and makes it clear that Trump must not just be stopped, but measures must be taken to prevent another Trump. He’s dropped all pretense and has gone into “SHUT IT DOWN” mode.

The article begins by stating that Trump’s candidacy “is ultimately destructive for the American body politic and the political spectrum” and how he represents “an ideology that should be considered the antithesis to modern progressive ideas.” First off, if that idea doesn’t get you rock hard, you’re probably reading the wrong blog. You would probably have a better time of things over at NRO, maybe see if Kevin D. Williamson will invite you to one of his standard fuckparties.

The article goes on to insinuate that Trump is a not a “”nationalist economic populist” as some would call him, but in fact a bonafide neoreactionary. Of course, this is where the more informed NRx types can apply some heavy skepticisim to the writer’s claims. The idea that Donald Trump of all people sat down and read Unqualified Reservations (beyond the Formalist Manifesto) and decided that he’d still run for president is laughable. I could see him maybe reading the first few paragraphs of the Gentle Introduction before getting bored. How Dawkins got Pwned wouldn’t even stand a chance. Trump is a high-energy guy, and let’s face it- outside of perhaps Duck The Almighty, neoreaction is a fairly low-energy, cerebral movement.

Of course, Mr. Anon contradicts himself by saying that no, Trump isn’t actually a real neoreactionary. He then proceeds to contradict his contradiction (Ed.- Is this the fabled LAWGIC TRAP I keep hearing about?) by stating that Trump clearly is a neoreactionary because other neoreactionaries like him. His evidence for this lies in the fact that Trump has been endorsed by an “‘intellectual leader’ in the neoreactionary movement. Supposedly that “intellectual leader” is none other than one Michael Anissimov. Perhaps Mr. Anon is out of the loop, but it’s inexcusable to believe that Anissimov is the intellectual leader of anything other than the metaphysics of hardcore bareback mexican tranny-dom fisting. Perhaps sounding like a valley girl who inhaled one whole tank of helium through the mouth and another in the ass might pass as intellectual among the left, but we on the right have stricter standards- for us you need to either sound like a habitual chainsmoker or a muppet.

Likewise, Mr. Anon commits one of the most grave sins: He assumes PUA/Redpill philosophy is a part of NRx. It’s not clear how one can assume sexual hedonism would fly in a movement built on historic social mores, but liberals seem to love to associate the two anyway. It’s a commonly accepted fact that entry into NRx requires eventually abandoning the debauched and degenerate pursuit of normie 3DPD and taking the more passive option of finding a pure 2D waifu. Waifuism is among the pillars of revolting against the modern world, and indeed riding the catgirl is just as important as riding the tiger.

Mr. Anon concludes his article with the most laughable portion, telling the left to double-down on Obama-ism in order to defeat Trump: “If Trump says something that sounds cool on healthcare, we must make sure our candidates respond by pushing to improve and expand the ACA.” This is the progressive strategy in 2016: militantly defending the status quo.

And in that sense, neoreaction is winning. Suddenly, the overton window has shifted, as the left is now the one standing atop history yelling “PLEASE DON’T THROW ME OUT OF A HELICOPTER”. They’ve gone from pushing the dildo farther up our butts to instead desperately trying to keep it from being pulled out. Trump’s immigration policy is literally reactionary- rather than stop progress, it seeks to actively undo it. True, Trump may be a bit liberal and progressive on other ends, but it is impossible for NRx to deny that even the dumbest of proles is flocking to an elite, upper-class strongman who can un-fuck America. Trump has proven that putting the church of Dildolech on full blast is now a profitable, successful strategy for campaigning.

Will Trump help usher in the Silicon Reich and help the editor’s dream of shoving (((Barbara Spectre))) into an oven come true? Only time will tell. Will Mr. Anon’s posts still be faggy regardless of insight? Most certainly.

SELF-DESTRUCTION OF MIKE ANISSIMOV CONTINUES

As we all know, Mike Anissimov’s crippling addiction to mexican ladyboy hookers has lead to him having to officially pull the plug on MoreRight. However, when twitter user “SOBL1” made the fairly innocent suggestion that Mike gets a real fucking job, little Mikey decided enough was enough. Tapping into his central-California shitlib roots, Anissimov threw one of the most hilarious temper tantrums in recent memory. It almost feels insulting to the dindus of Baltimore to call it a chimpout, so the experts of MyPostingCareer are calling it a “limpout”, which is certainly suitable given the limp-wrist rage of Anissimov.

Anissimov’s first method of self-defense is to act like SOBL went over the line by insinuating Anissimov is gay. Because you know, that’s not a shitlib style of arguing at all or anything. Realizing that he’s arguing like a woman, Anissimov immediately tries to save face and prove his manhood by resorting to the “personal attack me one more time I fucking own a gun” argument. This falls flat because in his threat, Mikey admits that he doesn’t even have a gun in the fucking threat, saying instead that he’ll get a gun. Here is a number of reasons why Mike is obviously bluffing:

  1. Getting a gun would require leaving the house and going somewhere other than the dildo store or bathhouse.
  2. Getting a gun would also require money that you didn’t already spend on dragon dildos, ladyboy hookers and HIV medication.
  3. Getting a gun requires that you don’t live in fucking San Francisco, there probably aren’t even any down low black dudes you could suck off behind a 7-11 or Denny’s to get a cheap glock or hi-point.
  4. Firing a gun requires actual wrist strength that I highly doubt a San Francisco native possesses.

Rather than realize that he looks like a massive fucking idiot, Anissimov presses the attack, saying he’ll hunt down SOBL1. Mike then proceeds to talk out of his ass, with the most insane internet tough-guy posturing I’ve seen in months. In hopes that Mike will just shut up before he gives himself a heart attack, SOBL1 gave an apology which amounted to “I’m sorry you’re a faggot.” In a demonstration of what’s always on his mind, Mike proceeded to refer to this as “blowing him off.” His impotent limp-wristed tantrum continued until he realized that SOBL1 was ignoring him.

In hopes that he might see reason, the High Chieftain of Orcbrand tried to get Mike to calm his tits. Anissimov’s response was pure ego-posturing, and a series of rambles about “MUH BOOK”. He seems to be operating under the millenial delusion that producing ideological tracts is somehow equivalent to getting a fucking job. He caps off his rant by saying that SOBL1 will never be an “intellectual great”. I thought most intellectual greats didn’t spend hours pissing and moaning over someone calling them a faggot on twitter, but maybe Anissimov is a subscriber to the PZ Meyers school of thought? I’m pretty sure most intellectual greats don’t threaten to shoot a man over an internet argument, though.

Other gems in his meltdown include his insistence that it’s his lack of anonymity that makes him such a popular target, rather than his unwarranted self-importance. He also refers to “white-collar faggots casually talking shit” without the slightest bit of irony. You’d think someone as narcissistic as he is would own at lease one mirror.

SOBL1 generally declined to comment beyond saying that the whole situation was pretty laughable. He then went on to troll Cathy Reisenwitz because he just doesn’t give a fuck. And in the end, that’s what makes him the real hero in all of this.

PZ MYERS CONTINUES TO MAKE AN ASS OUT OF HIMSELF, NO ONE IS SURPRISED

By this point PZ Meyers being wrong is something everyone is used to. He’s one of the last surviving bastions of Atheism+, a group of atheists who felt the need to be even more of a bunch of insufferable shitlibs than your average atheist. The only real contribution Meyers makes in the debate on god’s existence is that he exists which more than likely means that there is no god, certainly not a benevolent one. PZ Meyers is the type to rabidly defend Rebecca Watson and believe her allegations that men prey on her, if not only because he most likely thinks of her whenever he masturbates. That actually means a lot, given how little his wife lets him out of his chastity cage. Meyers is a biology professor at the University of Minnesota Morris, which he thinks is important in some meaningful way. He’s known to be a very vocal denier of Human Biodiversity, most likely due to his fear that it’s not just his wife’s bulls Tyrone and Jamal, but all black men have bigger cocks than his. After all, how can he be with his precious waifu Skepchick-chan if she likes her cocks like she does her coffee: big, black, and given to you by a stranger you met in an elevator?

Myers’ insecurity goes beyond that, though- it also extends to professional jealousy as well! Yesterday on his blog at FTB, he took shots at Stephen Pinker, a psychology professor from fucking Harvard. Pinker earned the wrath of Meyers by sharing a video from Christina Hoff Sommers, a self-proclaimed feminist scholar. Of course, Sommers is not the right kind of feminist unlike the pure saint Anita Sarkeesian, who Myers has a similar post (could be either before or after, his blog’s layout is fucking unusable holy shit) praising for daring to survive people saying bad things about her on the internet. He says “Do these big name universities intentionally inculcate obtuseness, or do they select for neo-reactionary thinkers?” and “What is this? Is he hoping that the flaming bigots of #gamergate will anoint him as Based Harvard Prof?”

There’s a lot of gold in these two sentences. For starters, Meyers seems to think that Pinker is NRx, or Sommers, or both, perhaps being a part of the same vast #GamerGate/NRx conspiracy along with Justine Tunney. If that’s the case, then NRx has infiltrated Google and Harvard, and Myers will wind up in an oven by the end of the year (provided we find one big enough to fit him in). Either way, he’s full of shit- Despite his participation in the Norwegian documentary “Brainwash” and thoroughly disproving the “tabula rasa” idea that was a cornerstone of the enlightenment,  Pinker’s “The Better Angels of Our Nature” is a pretty clear argument in favor of modernity. Sommers is part of the American Enterprise Institute, which is pretty much a  conservakin think tank. Thus, there can only be one logical conclusion here: PZ Myers is fucking retarded. The fact that neoreactionary is actually just one word doesn’t really help his case either. So not only is he retarded, he’s also illiterate! After all, reading is for those filthy christians, what with their “holy” texts and all!

As an added bonus, that second sentence is just dripping with professional jealousy. Perhaps Myers is mad that Pinker and Sommers became popular and successful without feeling the need to desecrate major religious icons? Or is he instead upset that Sommers has found a loyal following in #GamerGate that has only helped her audience grow, rather than laughably shrink into insignificance like Myer’s cock undoubtedly has from years of cuckoldry? Perhaps he’s mad that both of the others get taken seriously outside of academia, whereas society laughs off Myers as a shameless instigator and agitator. Or maybe they put actual content on their sites, not two lines and a video! What about the fact that #GamerGate in six months has made more of an impact than Atheism+ ever did in its few weeks of relevance? There’s a lot of good reasons Myers might be jealous, it’s hard to narrow it down to just one!

By the way, PZ: if you’re gonna “signal boost” Peter Coffin’s obvious scam fundraiser might you consider asking him where he got “Ashleigh” from? A realdoll won’t lock your dick up in chastity and make you watch it take ten inches of ghetto dick up the ass, at least not unless you’re so mentally broken that you make it do that. You could even buy some fake teeth from a local costume store, glue them in her mouth, and pretend it’s Rebecca Watson! It would be hard to mimic her bitchy, annoying personality, but I’m sure you could play a recording of a goose squawking incessantly and it would be an acceptable substitute, perhaps even less irritating than the original!